Chinese State Television says Trump is ”a madman”. The news broadcasts show immigrants scared by the wave of hate, and poor white dope fiends who are voting for the madman. The chaos across the ocean is presented as proof that voting is a useless headache that tears the nation apart.

The Chinese aren’t happy that the Americans want to increase import duties. But that’s OK – Premier Li just came back from Moscow yesterday where he made a commercial alliance with the Russians.

The news anchors use an official tone, but they have a bit of a smile on their faces. The Chinese got over the Wall dilemma 500 years ago.